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Non-fiction·by Adam Shlomi
Norway in a Nutshell · Chapter 13 of 13
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  1. 01The BreakupNew York, before
  2. 02Danish CraftsmanshipCopenhagen, day one
  3. 03DisneylandBergen, day one into day two
  4. 042:45 a.m.Bergen, day three, the small hours
  5. 05The Fairy GodmotherBergen, day three, late morning
  6. 06SeamlessSotra, the west coast, day three, evening
  7. 07The Day of the KooksSotra to the open road, day four
  8. 08Cottage CoreSundal, day five
  9. 09Bond Villain LairSundal to Folgefonna, day six
  10. 10MilkmaidsRosendal to Hardanger, day seven
  11. 11The Queen’s TrailHardanger to Oslo, day eight
  12. 12I’m In Such A Good Mood Right NowOslo, day eight, night
  13. 13JFKDay nine

JFK

Day nine · 1 min read

Have you checked any bags today?

No. Just a carry on.

And have you kept it with you the entire time?

Yeah.

I am excited to see what all the fuss is about. Why does JFK normally take so long? That’s why. But it’s not like this is normal. No. You always had to do this.

A week. Copenhagen, Norway. That’s it.

We are now ready for priority boarding, and invite our EuroBonus Diamond, Gold, and SkyTeam Elite Plus members to board. Your boarding card is marked with Group One. If you are not in boarding Group One, we kindly ask you to step aside.

I am in group four.

She tells me that if I come last they might let me change my seat. She says it’s a sold out flight and I’m all the way in the back.

It’s a secret, she says. But they will never actually turn you around.

Angelina is picking me up.